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With
his love of B-movies, heavy metal music and graveyards, Pastor Z is not
quite your typical Christian clergy.
As the "Metal Chaplain"
of Columbus Ohio, Pastor Z spends most weekends doing what he believes
Jesus would do if he was living in Central Ohio today - hanging out with his fellow
freaks and supporting the local metal scene |
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apparent result of an experimental method of gathering television ratings,
Nielsen (real name unknown) was found in an abandoned warehouse in
the late 70's where he was STILL watching late-late show reruns.
Having seen almost all the films shown on Pastor Z's Horror Cam, Nielsen serves as both the show's in-house historian as well as a very vocal critic of the best and worst of the worst. |
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Having
first appeared as the co-host and musical guest on episode 4 (the 2006
Shocktoberfest Extravaganza), not-quite-dead musician, comedian & ventriloquist
Skull Shaver brings an old-school variety-show atmosphere to
Pastor Z's otherwise dull Horror Cam.
And when he plays that accordion? Whoooo boy! That's something you DON'T want to miss! |
| Morrie
the dead Beat Poet officially departed this mortal plane of
existence on the evening of April 30th, 1963.
Unfortunately, he still doesn't know it! With his feet firmly planted in the Late 50's / Early 60's Beat genre (not to mention the grave) - he boldly shares his free-form poetic interpretations of his favorite films of the era, whether we're listening or not. |
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Like
Nielsen, Sales Guy's true identity is a bit of a mystery.
He first came a-knockin' in episode 2 as Pastor Z was preparing his viewers for the August 2006 movie The Last Man on Earth. We all know Sales Guy is one of those zombie-vampire/vampire-zombies. Well, apparently everyone but Pastor Z. |
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Meet Fritz the
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Columbus Ohio's MOST FAMOUS Horror Host
